This blog has been neglected for quite some time, and been feeling really guilty about it. So lets kick off our emergence with some humor:

proof-that-linux-geeks-are-smooth-with-the-ladies

Here is the full line in case you want to try it in your terminal:

who girl; look; talk; date; strip; touch; unzip; finger; head; mount; uptime; fsck; more; more; yes; yes; more; umount; make clean; sleep